Arrr, Trump be claimin’ he’s no jester, eyein’ a third term like a scallywag defyin’ the Code!
2025-03-30
Arrr, matey! President Trump be a-sailin' the seas of fancy talk, claimin' there be “methods” fer a third term! But beware! The 22nd Amendment be like a kraken, holdin’ him back from another voyage in the captain's chair! Aye, the law be a fierce beast!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale 'bout a certain captain o' the land, one Donald Trump's the name, who be flappin' his gums with NBC News like a parrot on a treasure chest. In a curious twist o' fate, he spoke o' “methods” to snag himself a third round in the captain’s quarters, despite what the scrolls—known as the 22nd Amendment—be sayin’! Aye, it clearly states that no scallywag can hoist the Jolly Roger of presidency for more than two terms, lest the seas be thrown into chaos!Now, ye might be wonderin’ how this cheeky sea dog thinks he can worm his way round that law, like a fish slippin’ through a net. Could it be a clever ruse or a jest fit for the tavern? Some might say he’s dreamin’ of a plunder beyond the usual shores, conjurin’ visions of a third term like some cursed treasure. But beware, for the winds o’ politics be treacherous, and any mutiny against the Constitution might bring a thunderstorm o' discontent upon the ship!
So, hoist yer tankards high, me hearties! Whether it be bluster or ambition, this tale of the rogue Trump be a fine yarn to spin in the saloons and on the high seas of politics! Yarrr!