Arrr! The State Department be sendin’ Congress a scroll sayin’ they be claimin’ the USAID treasure, savvy?
2025-03-30
Ahoy, mateys! The State Department be sendin' word to Congress that come July 1, 2025, they be plunderin' the good ol' USAID! All hand aboard be walkin' the plank, unless ye be lawfully shipshape. So, mark yer calendars for July or September—time to find a new ship, ye scallywags!
Ahoy there, me hearty landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I bring news from the hallowed halls of the State Department, where the bureaucratic seas be a-changin’. On the morrow of last Friday, a missive was dispatched to the fine folk of Congress, declarin' that come the grand day of July 1, 2025, the valiant crew of the United States Agency for International Development shall be cast adrift, as the State Department hoists its flag over their rightful duties!Arrr, it seems a mighty storm brews on the horizon, for all hands not sanctioned by the laws of the land shall find themselves walkin' the plank! In a memo to the good folks at USAID, the State Department warned of a “Reduction-In-Force”—a fancy way of sayin’ they’ll be sendin’ many a soul to the unemployment abyss. The fateful day of reckoning be set for either July 1 or September 2, 2025, and it be a sad sight to behold as the agency closes its doors, leavin' naught but a ghostly echo of paperwork and dreams.
So, hoist the sails, me mateys, for change be upon us, and mayhaps we all find new ports to sail to in this tumultuous sea of governance!