Arrr! A kite be meddlin' with a United ship tryin' to dock at Reagan's harbor! What a scallywag!
2025-03-30
Avast ye, mateys! Word be out that a pesky kite dared to tango with a United Airlines vessel, as it tried to touch down from Houston to D.C. on a fine Saturday! Blimey, who knew kites be so bold? Aye, the skies be a raucous place!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale o’ high-flying shenanigans that transpired at the grand ole Reagan National Airport! A United Airlines vessel, fair and true, came close to a rascally kite whilst it was settin' down from the skies, much to the amusement of the crew and the passengers aboard!Now, the airline be confirm’n that this flight from Houston sailed through safely, with nary a scratch upon her hull! The Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority, bless their hearts, noted that the kite-flyers were warned of their ill-advised activities so close to the landing strip, which be not fit for such frolics!
Officers even confiscated the miscreant kite but returned it posthaste, without pressin' charges on the cheeky kite-wielder! Captain Robert Katz, a salty sea dog of the skies, declared that if the kite had truly made contact, it’d be a tale of disaster, with the kite deflated and possibly the plane, too!
Meanwhile, just a day before this aerial kerfuffle, a Delta ship nearly crashed with an Air Force jet! Aye, it seems the skies be not so friendly these days. So, keep yer kites low, me hearties, lest ye find yerselves in a right pickle with the flying machines above!