Arrr, 'tis Kim Delaney from 'NYPD Blue,' caught in a ruckus! A felony brawl, ye say? Avast, matey!
2025-03-30
Arrr, on the fateful day of March 29, fair Kim Delaney, once a star o' "NYPD Blue," found herself in the brig for throwin' a punch or two at home in Marina del Rey! Aye, it be no treasure map that led her to this misadventure!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the fair lass, Kim Delaney, who found herself in a bit o' a pickle, arrested fer felony assault, savvy? The Los Angeles lawmen sailed to her abode in Marina Del Rey, respondin' to a ruckus that stirred at the break of morn, ‘round the hour of 9:45 a.m.Now, after a keen investigation, our lass was nabbed fer assaultin’ with a deadly weapon! Her matey, James Morgan, also found himself in the brig, accused of givin’ her a whack, arr! Both were tossed into the slammer, with Delaney booked and charged with assault likely to cause grievous harm, ye see.
As fate would have it, Morgan managed to escape his chains with a $20,000 doubloon bond, while Kim remained at the station till the morn of April 1, when they be expected to face the court. Just a fortnight past, she posted a lovey-dovey pic with Morgan, proclaiming "Pure love," yet here they be, in a tempest of trouble!
But this tale ain't her first brush with the law, as back in 2002, she was caught with a tankard too many and sent to the land of probation. Aye, me hearties, the seas of fame be treacherous! So, let's raise a mug to Kim and her escapades, and hope she finds calmer waters ahead!