The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, what be it like, ye scallywag, to be a landlubber scholar in the grand ol' U.S. of A?

2025-03-31

Ahoy mateys! We be keen to hear yer tales o’ how the Trump ship's immigration tricks be messin’ with yer plunderin’ adventures and frolickin’ on campus! Spill the beans, lest ye be walkin’ the plank o’ silence! Arrr!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the tumultuous seas o' immigration policies under the Trump captaincy. Arrr, 'tis true that these winds o' change have tossed me travel plans into the briny deep! I set sail fer distant shores, but lo! The ports be blockaded by regulations tighter than a ship's hull in a storm!

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