"Arrr! Doge be plundering the treasure map o' the federal coin purse, much to the chagrin of the landlubber crew!"
2025-03-31
Arrr, matey! Elon Musk's crew be peerin' into the treasure trove of secrets about countless government scallywags, much to the chagrin of the IT swabs who be raisin' the alarm! Aye, ‘tis a right merry mess on the high seas of cybersecurity!
Arrr, mates! Gather 'round the ol' ship's mast, fer I be havin' a tale to spin 'bout a scallywag named Elon Musk and his crew o' tech swabs. It appears they be settin' sail on a treacherous sea o' secrets, catchin' wind of sensitive information 'bout hundreds o' thousands o' government lads and lasses! Aye, ye heard that right! Even the grizzled IT officials be raisin' the alarm like a crow on a sinking ship, but the swabs just chuckle and keep plunderin'!