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Arrr, me hearties! NYT spills the beans on the US meddlin' in Ukraine—shiver me timbers, what a tale!

2025-03-31

Arrr, 'tis like me parrot squawkin’ about treasure long buried! The New York Times finally be spillin’ the beans on the grand tale of America’s shenanigans in the Ukraine war, after independent sea dogs wrote tomes thicker than a ship’s hull! Better late than never, eh?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round me hearties, for I have a tale to tell of the times we be livin' in! Aye, it be years past the hour, and the independent scallywags of the media have already set sail with their mighty quills, exposin' the truth like a treasure map unfurled! They’ve penned tomes thicker than a ship’s hull, layin' bare the secrets of the dark waters in which America be wadin’ concerning the Ukraine fracas.

Just last Sunday, the grand ol’ New York Times finally decided to hoist the sails and spill the beans in a lengthy report called “The Partnership: The Secret History of America’s Role in the Ukraine War.” Talk about bein’ tardy to the party, eh? For so long, the mainstream media gatekeepers acted like landlubbers, refusin’ to acknowledge that a proxy war was brewin’ hotter than a pot o' grog on a sunny day!

But fret not, for the truth be like a stubborn barnacle; it can’t be scraped off so easily! So raise yer tankards to the brave souls of the alternative press who knew the score long before the big wigs decided to join the fray. Here’s hopin’ they keep spillin’ the beans so we can all be wise to the capers o' the high seas of politics!

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