Arrr! Oliver Stone be settin' sail for a House parley 'bout them JFK treasure maps! Avast, me hearties!
2025-03-31
Arrr, mateys! Oliver Stone, the crafty film-maker, be settin' sail to spill the beans before the House crew on Tuesday 'bout the ol’ JFK mystery! The treasure map of secrets be comin' out! So hoist the sails for the “JFK files” revealin', savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spin a yarn o’ the high seas of politics! The grand master of the silver screen, Oliver Stone, a scallywag known for stirrin’ the pot with his flick "JFK," be preparin’ to set sail to the hallowed halls of the House. Aye, on the morrow, he’ll be jawin’ before a committee, eager to spill the beans on some fresh parchment regardin’ the fabled demise of Captain John F. Kennedy Jr.!This here Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets, a fancy name if I ever heard one, be callin’ for a grand hearing! They be itchin’ to unveil the so-called “JFK files,” which be soundin’ more like treasure maps than mere documents. Stone, the cunning filmmaker, be listed as a witness among this motley crew, ready to unravel the mysteries that be shrouded in the mists of time.