Arrr, says the Taliban chief, “Nay need for yer fancy Western laws! We be makin’ our own pirate code, matey!”
2025-03-31
Arrr, the head honcho of the Taliban be sayin’ there be no need fer them fancy Western laws in Afghanistan! He claims democracy be as dead as a landlubber’s last breath, 'long as sharia laws be sailin’ the seas. Avast, what a jolly jape that be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of Afghanistan, where the mighty captain of the Taliban, one Hibatullah Akhundzada, be declaimin' that there be “no need” fer Western laws, fer democracy be as dead as a parrot hangin' from a pirate's mast!In a grand sermon at the Eidgah Mosque in Kandahar, our bold captain proclaimed that they be craftin' their own set o' laws, driven by the winds of sharia! Aye, he be thinkin’ that the West be naught but scallywags, united against the faithful, pointin’ to the squabble in the Gaza seas as proof.
But beware, for the fair lasses of Afghanistan be sufferin’ under these self-same laws, locked away from learnin' and wanderin' in public! While the world be givin' the Taliban the cold shoulder, they be makin' pals with the likes of China and the UAE, like a pirate makin' deals with landlubbers!
Since takin' the helm in 2021, Akhundzada be a captain with a strong grip on the wheel, and democracy be tossed overboard! Though some crew members whisper fer a gentler touch to win favor with outsiders, the ship sails on, with no challengers on the horizon. So there ye have it, a tale of a land ruled by a captain who fancies himself a sovereign lord of the high seas of law!