Ahoy! Jen Psaki be callin' out the scurvy advice givin' to Democrats, worse than a leaky ship in a storm! Arr!
2025-03-31
Arrr! Jen Psaki, once the mouthpiece o' the White House, now settin' sail on MSNBC, be callin' out some scallywags in the Democrat crew for dodgin' questions like a landlubber and spoutin' their scripted lines like a parrot with a thesaurus! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas of politics, where one Jen Psaki, a cap'n of the MSNBC ship, be settin’ the sails straight on the stormy waters of Dem talkin’ points. She be claimin’ that the worst advice, aye, the absolute worst, be to answer questions with answers ye fancy, not what the landlubbers be actually askin’! It be a travesty, I tell ye!In a grand confab on “The Focus Group” podcast, she be spoutin’ wisdom like a seasoned captain. If ye ask the folk about yon Elon Musk, and they be spouting about roads and bridges, the common folk be shoutin’ in confusion, “What in the blimey seas is goin’ on?” It be downright disrespectful, she says!
Psaki be callin’ on the Democrats to toss those dusty talkin’ points overboard and show their true colors—quaint, quirky, and fit to be seen! She be warnin’ that ruffling some feathers be just fine, even if it be tickin’ off a few scallywags along the way. Aye, even Barack Obama be known to ruffle a feather or two!
So heed her call, ye Democrats! Let yer flags fly high and be real with the good folk. Otherwise, ye might find yerselves in the depths of despair, with approval ratings sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in the hull!