"Arrr, matey! Trump be raisin' Anno Domini from Davy Jones' locker, makin' 'Common Era' a mere scallywag's footnote!"
2025-03-30
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be claimin' that the Left be slyly sinkin' the term AD, as part o' their sneaky battle against the good ship Christendom! Aye, they be swabbin' the decks of history with their wokeness, like a scallywag with a mop!
Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis a curious tale that unfolds 'ere, as the term Common Era, or CE, be stealthily claiming the rightful throne of Anno Domini, or AD, in the chronicles of time! Aye, ye may think it be a mere trifle, but nay, it be a storm brewin’ in the history seas!Our swashbucklin’ friend, the Trumpster, might just hoist the sails to return the glorious AD to its former glory, reclaimin’ it from the clutches of those landlubber progressives who be wishin’ to erase the Christian legacy from our shared past. Forsooth, the very essence of our timekeeping is wrapped ‘round the life of Christ, givin’ us the reason we be callin’ this year 2025!
These so-called historians claim they be merely tossin’ out the religious baggage, but this be a ruse! They’d sooner rename the months after a catfish than part ways with their agenda to diminish the Christian spirit of our grand old civilization! Aye, it be a treasure worth fightin’ for!
Imagine the Trumpster wieldin’ a Sharpie, decreein’ that all federal parchments must use AD once more! Aye, it could turn the tide, makin’ CE naught but a footnote in the annals of a brief academic folly! So hoist the flags, me hearties, for the time be ripe to resurrect Anno Domini, lest we be left adrift in a sea of erasure!