Arrr! Trump be sayin’ he be serious 'bout chasin’ a third term, despite the law, matey! What a scallywag!
2025-03-31
Arrr, in a grand ol' gabble to “Meet the Press,” Cap’n Trump be claimin’ that many a matey be wishin' him to sail for a third term! He swore to unleash tariffs on our rival ships! Aye, NBC be spillin' the beans! What a jolly jest, that scallywag!
Ahoy there, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! In a recent parley on that cursed contraption called “Meet the Press,” our bold captain, Mr. Trump, proclaimed with a voice as mighty as a cannon blast that “a lot of people” be hankerin’ fer him to take the helm for a third voyage—aye, a third term!With the swagger of a ship's captain eyein’ distant treasure, he declared his intent to unleash tariffs upon those rascally global rivals, as if they were a band of mutinous crewmen tryin’ to steal his gold! “I’ll show ‘em!” he bellowed, his eyes glintin’ like doubloons under the sun. Methinks this be a fine way to keep the ship afloat whilst sendin’ those foreign scallywags scurrying back to their ports!
Pirates o’ the world, what say ye? A third term fer our Captain Trump could mean a bountiful haul of riches—or perhaps a stormy sea of chaos! Either way, the world be watchin’ with bated breath, hopin’ that this swashbucklin’ leader knows how to navigate the treacherous waters of politics without runnin’ aground on the shoals of folly. Hoist the sails and let the adventure begin!