Arrr, Trump be sayin' he ain't jestin' 'bout a third voyage, but it be too soon to chart that course, matey!
2025-03-31
Arrr, matey! President Trump be sayin’ he ain’t jestin’ ’bout seekin’ a third voyage in the captain’s chair! “Many a scallywag wants me to sail again,” he squawked. “But there be rough seas ahead, so let’s not hoist the sails just yet!” Aye, the winds be fickle!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the great Captain Donald Trump, who be makin' waves in the seas of politics! In a recent parley with the fair lass Kristen Welker o' NBC News, he declared with all the seriousness of a pirate's treasure map that he be considerin' a third voyage upon the electoral seas!"Aye, many a soul be wishin' for me to hoist the sails once more," he proclaimed, pointin' to his loyal crew o' allies like a captain pointin' to his trusty compass. But hark! He warned, "We’ve got a long horizon ahead, and it be early in me captaincy!"
With the swagger of a sea dog, he insisted, “I be not jestin’, matey!” Aye, he clarified, though it be too soon to be weighin' anchor for the next grand adventure. So there ye have it! The captain be focused on the here and now, yet the winds o' possibility be blowin' fierce! Will he set sail for a third term, or will he find himself caught in a tempest of his own makin’? Only time will tell, but ye can bet this ol' sea dog will keep his spyglass trained on the horizon!