Arrr! A US metal beast be found in a muck pit, yet the fate of four scallywags be still adrift!
2025-03-31
Arrr, mateys! A landlubber's chariot be found from the muck o’ Lithuania after a week’s hunt! But alas, the fates of the four sea-dogs aboard be still shrouded in mystery! The good folk be haul’n it ashore while the land-squirrels keep pokin’ about! Avast!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the wilds o' Lithuania, where an armored chariot o' the U.S. Navy be lost to the murky depths o' a treacherous swamp! Aye, after six long days of searchin', it hath finally been hauled up from its muddy tomb, but the fate o' the four brave souls sailin' aboard remains shrouded in mystery, like a ship lost to the fog!On the mornin' of the sixth day, at the crack o' dawn, the crafty Lithuanian lads pulled the metal beast ashore at the break of 4:40 a.m. With a mighty heave and a hearty cheer, they completed the tow, but alas, the tales o' the American sailors be still unknown! The valiant Defense Minister, Dovilė Šakalienė, be spoutin' news on the Facebook seas, shoutin' about the operations bein' conducted by both the Lithuanian Military Police and their U.S. counterparts.
So, me mateys, while the armored vessel be back on solid ground, we be left wonderin' what mischief befell those landlubber soldiers! Did they take to the swamp like a fish to water, or be they merely lost in the murky mire? Only the winds o' fate can tell! Arrr!