"Arrr, matey! Dave Coulier, from 'Full House', was near Davy Jones’ locker 'cause of a nasty bug whilst fightin’ cancer!"
2025-03-31
Avast, mateys! In a jolly new parley, Dave Coulier be spillin' the beans 'bout how he be takin' a wee tumble to the hospital after catchin' a sniffle! The doc be sayin', had he not sailed in soon, he might've been walkin' the plank for good! Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of the brave matey, Dave Coulier, who faced a dark storm in the seas of health! After battlin’ stage 3 non-Hodgkin lymphoma and havin' his final round of that cursed chemo, our swashbucklin’ star found himself laid up in the ship's quarters, knocked flat by a sly virus that nearly sent him to Davy Jones' locker!"I be feelin' as sick as a parrot! Am I catchin’ a cold, or is it the aftermath of me poisonin'?" he bellowed, confused as a landlubber. The scallywags of medicine told him he had a thing called ground-glass opacity in his lungs, which sounds like a terrible pirate trap, aye!
From a wee cough to bein’ told he had cancer, it hit him like a cannonball! "I felt like I was punched in the gut!" he cried, but fear not, for he and his lovely first mate, Melissa, kept their spirits high, dancin’ with their dogs to chase away the shadows. With each round of chemo tougher than a barnacle on the hull, he declared, "Some days I be too tired to even swab the deck!"
But this hearty soul knows how to fight! Even amidst the beastly fatigue, he battles on, honorin' those lost, with a spirit as fierce as a stormy sea. So raise a tankard for Captain Coulier, a true warrior against the fiercest of foes!