Arrr! Trump be makin' strange bedfellows with the auto chief, takin' aim at Dems and their scallywag greed, ha-ha!
2025-03-31
Arrr, me hearties! UAW Captain Shawn Fain be singin' the praises of that scallywag Trump’s tariffs this past weekend at Wayne State! He be sayin' the Democrats could’ve steered the ship better on trade and offshorin’! Aye, it be a right merry mess!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a most curious alliance on the high seas of politics! Our captain of controversy, President Donald Trump, set sail with hefty tariffs on foreign-made ships—er, I mean, automobiles! An unlikely matey, the United Autoworkers’ chief, Shawn Fain, raised the Jolly Roger in support, despite bein’ known to clash swords with Trump on many an issue.“Aye, I may disagree with Trump on nearly every matter,” Fain proclaimed at a university gathering in Detroit, “but these tariffs? They be fair winds for us!” He lamented long years of pleadings to Democrats, only to find solace in the Trump ship. Fain, donned in a shirt slingin’ shade at the captain during a rally, now calls Trump the first captain to steer clear of troublesome trade deals like NAFTA.
But hold yer grog, matey! Fain be no fool; he aptly called out the greedy sea dogs of the auto industry for their price-gougin’ antics. “They’ve been fillin’ their coffers while us workers be thrivin’, and they can choose to bring the ship back to port anytime!” The White House be chuffed to have Fain on their side, claimin’ this alliance be about upholdin’ the hearties of America, proving that even the fiercest foes can team up when the tides be right! Yarrr!