Arrr, matey! What be the cunning behind Trump’s chatter of a third voyage on the political seas? Aye, 'tis a jest!
2025-03-31
Arrr, the captain be tossin' his words like cannonballs to distract from other squabbles! Aye, he be keepin' the crew of would-be successors at bay, lest they snatch the treasure of attention from a flounderin' old sea dog! Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the ruckus brewin’ in the land of politics, where the captain of the ship, known as the president, be spoutin’ words to distract from the squalls a-brewin’ in the hold! Aye, it be like a parrot squawkin’ to take ye eyes off a treasure map!This crafty leader be tossin’ out jests and jibes, tryin’ to steer our gaze away from the rough waters o’ controversies that be lurkin’ like scallywags in the deep. Aye, he knows well that a ship full o’ potential successors be eyein’ the helm, ready to claim the captaincy for themselves! But lo and behold! With his witty quips, he be puttin’ the freeze on ‘em like a fish in a frosty sea!