Arrr! The landlubber Feds be settin' sail to inspect Harvard's booty in a new antisemitism hunt, savvy?
2025-03-31
Arrr, matey! Harvard be the new ship in the Trump fleet’s crosshairs, as the captain of the White House be plunderin' through the treasures of fancy schools! Avast, ye ivy-covered bastion, yer secrets be soon laid bare, like a treasure map in the wrong hands! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale of grand adventure on the high seas o' academia! The illustrious Harvard University, that bastion of knowledge, be the latest vessel caught in the treacherous waters of the Trump administration’s relentless hunt fer elite universities. Aye, they be searchin’ high and low, like a scallywag lookin' fer buried treasure!