The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! LEE ZELDIN be sayin' we be sinkin' Biden's EPA treasure trove! Aye, it's a shipwreck o' nonsense!"

2025-03-31

Arrr, matey! Those doubloons tossed at this "museum" in the EPA be naught but a scallywag's folly! That treasure could’ve swabbed the decks of the air, land, and water instead! Aye, what a merry waste, ye landlubbers!

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