Arrr, will Dan Caine, Trump's matey for the Joint Chiefs, speak straight or keep his lips sealed like a treasure chest?
2025-04-01
Arrr! On the morrow, a grand Senate gathering be afoot, where Lt. Gen. Dan Caine must navigate the treacherous seas of politics, keepin’ the trust of Captain Trump whilst stayin’ true to the code of the sea! A right jolly tightrope walkin’, that be! Ha-ha!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve tales of a mighty Senate gathering that transpired on the fine Tuesday past! It be the grand Lt. Gen. Dan Caine, a salty sea dog of the military realm, faced a tempest o’ questions like a ship caught in a squall! He be straddlin’ the treacherous line between keepin’ the favor of the fierce Captain Trump and upholdin’ the noble code of the military brethren.