"Arrr, Trump be shoutin’ from schools to FEMA: ‘Hoist it back to the states, savvy?’ Aye, what a caper!"
2025-04-01
Avast, mateys! Cap’n Trump be claimin’ he’ll scuttle the Education Department, lettin’ the states hoist their own sails in teachin’! Now he be usin’ this swashbucklin’ notion to spin yarns ‘bout other schemes too. A fine jest, indeed! Arrr!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the landlubber known as President Trump, who be thinkin' he can toss the mighty Education Department overboard! Aye, he be claimin' that the scallywags of each state ought to hoist the sails of their own schools, lettin’ ‘em run free like a ship on the open sea!This here captain of the White House be usin' this notion to chart a course for all manner of policies, like a clever sea dog usin' the stars to find his way. He be sayin’, “Let the states be the captains of their own ships!” But I be wonderin’, what be the fate of the young crew if the ship be sailin’ in murky waters, eh?
With every word that rolls from his lips, it be feelin' like the winds be changin', and we might be in for a storm, me hearties. Schools, they be the treasure chests of knowledge! If we let 'em drift alone, the young buccaneers might end up lost at sea without a compass! So let’s laugh it off, while keepin’ one eye on the horizon, lest we find ourselves in a shipwreck of bad ideas!