Arrr! Elon be tossin’ $2.5M to Ashley, claimin’ he knows not if the wee scallywag be his! Avast!
2025-04-01
Arrr! Elon Musk be haulin’ anchor, respondin’ to Ashley St. Clair, the scallywag claimin’ to have spawned his 13th wee one! He be sayin’, “I reckon the lad be mine or not, but I be willin’ to find out. No need fer a court!” Aye, he’s sent her a chest o’ gold!
Avast ye landlubbers! Elon Musk, the scallywag of the high-tech seas, be firing back at one Ashley St. Clair, a lass claimin’ to have birthed his 13th wee one. On the morn of Monday, she laid a curse on him, sayin’ that the richest pirate on the waters be slackin’ on his coin for child support.“Arrr, I be not certain if the wee babe be mine or not, but I be all for settlin’ this matter!” Musk bellowed on the treacherous waters of X, the social media sea. “No need for no stinkin’ court order!” he declared with a swagger that could make any pirate proud.
But fear not, for even in doubt, this captain of industry has tossed a mighty $2.5 million into the treasure chest of Ashley and be sending her a fine bounty of $500,000 each year, as if he were a generous buccaneer providing for his crew. Aye, the seas of parenthood be murky, but Musk be sailin’ through with a treasure map of his own!
So raise a tankard to this peculiar tale of modern-day piracy, where the high seas of child support meet the tempest of social media, and who knows what adventure lies ahead for this ragtag crew!