Arrr! A Venezuelan matey, tossed back to El Salvador, got his last call for walkin’ the plank!
2025-04-01
Arrr! A scallywag from Venezuela, Maiker Espinoza Escalona be his name, found himself sailin' from Guantanamo Bay to El Salvador like a lost treasure! Now his matey be locked up in Texas, and his wee lass be in the care of the landlubbers. A right pickle, that!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round fer a tale spun from the briny deep of the high seas of human misfortune! It be said that one Maiker Espinoza Escalona, a brave Venezuelan soul, was plucked from the treacherous waters of Guantanamo Bay and sent sailin’ to the shores of El Salvador on a night most dark and stormy.This fine lad be no mere scallywag, but the lead plaintiff in a battle against the Department of Homeland Security, fought ‘twixt the ACLU and the wretched bureaucrats. It seems ol’ Maiker had himself a final order of removal, like a cursed treasure map leading him to uncertain lands instead o’ fair winds!
But hark! His troubles don’t end there! His partner be rottin’ away in a Texas detention center—ay, a prison fit for a landlubber, not a true seafarer! And his wee lass, a sprightly two-year-old, be in the hands of the HHS, as if she were a prized parrot squawkin' in captivity!