Arrr, Michael Bublé be claimin’ Canada ain't up fer bid, takin’ a jibe at that landlubber Trump at the JUNOs!
2025-04-01
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Michael Bublé be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, “Canada be not for sale!” A jolly jab at that landlubber Trump and his blarney! Aye, ye can’t buy the Great White North, no matter how many doubloons ye toss!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of the great Michael Bublé, the chantey man from Canada, who stood tall at the Junos, like a proud captain on the high seas! He declared with a heart full o’ thunder, “Canada be not for sale!” Aye, this be a jibe at the landlubber known as President Donald Trump, who had the audacity to speak of Canada as the “51st state” o’ his grand empire.Trump be sayin’ the border be naught but an “artificial line,” drawn in the sand or ice, as if he be sketchin' a map for buried treasure! Bublé, chokin’ up with pride, proclaimed that Canada be the finest landmass in the seven seas and that their differences make 'em more formidable, like a crew of salty sea dogs ready to weather any storm!
But not all be merry on the horizon! Canadian MP Charlie Angus fired his cannons, likin’ Trump’s words to an “act of war,” while the Prime Minister be speakin’ of a new era in relations with the Yanks. They say the tides be turning! Trump, however, claims his talks with Carney be “productive,” like fishin’ in a bountiful sea.
So raise yer tankards high, mates! Canada be standin' proud, despite the tempest brewin’ across the waters, and Bublé be leadin’ the charge with a heart full of song, sayin’ loud and clear: “We be not for sale!”