Arrr! Booker be givin' a never-endin' tale in the Senate 'gainst Trump and Musk, sayin' they be wreakin' havoc!
2025-04-01
Arrr, matey! Sen. Cory Booker, the fine scallywag from New Jersey, did set sail on a long-winded tirade 'gainst Captain Trump and the swashbucklin’ Musk, regaling the Senate crew from the seventh bell 'til the moon was high! A true night o' blather, I say! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Sen. Cory Booker, a mighty sailor o' the Senate seas, who boldly took to the floor at the stroke of 7 bells on a moonlit Monday. With a voice as fierce as the crashing waves, he set sail on a grand speech, takin' aim at the scallywag President Trump and the notorious Elon Musk, speakin' 'til the break of dawn—11 long hours, to be precise!With the strength of a dozen pirate crews, Booker held the line, allowin' his fellow Democrats to join the fray, lendin' a hand in this battle of wits. He raged against the foul winds of the Trump administration, claimin’ that in but 71 days, the Cap'n had wrought chaos upon the good folk of America, threatenin' their safety and robbin' their common decency.
Ah! But fear not, for brave Sen. Chris Murphy hoisted his sails alongside Booker, joinin' the marathon to honor a past alliance in the fight against the vile scourge of gun violence. With a nod to camaraderie, they weathered the storm together, with Murphy proclaimin' Booker's endeavor as truly extraordinary. And thus, the saga of this verbal sea battle continued, as Booker vowed to speak on 'til his very strength did fail!