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Arrr matey! The makin’ o’ AI be vital fer America, and it all hangs on these fine freedoms, savvy?

2025-04-01

Ahoy, mateys! The makin' of clever machines be as vital as a treasure map to a scallywag! Here be the way to hoist the sails and chart our course to a future bright with me trusty metal mates! Arrr, let’s set forth on this grand adventure!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the great seas of artificial intelligence and the quest fer American dominion in this here contest o’ cleverness! The Trump crew be seekin’ counsel from savvy developers like OpenAI on how to keep the winds at their backs in the AI race, with the first rule bein’ to safeguard AI's knack fer learnin’!

In the early days of the web, legal buccaneers paved the way fer fair use, lettin’ folks wander the digital high seas freely. Now, AI be the mighty ship that can hoist human ingenuity to new horizons, usherin’ in a swell of learnin’ and creation! From Texas schools boostin’ test scores with AI tutors to California’s grand plans to arm half a million scholars with ChatGPT, the treasure trove of knowledge be expandin’ like a ship’s sails in a gale!

But beware, ye scallywags! The Chinese DeepSeek be makin’ waves with no chains on their data, while we must keep our sails trimmed to fair winds! To keep our course true, the Trump administration must forge an “AI Deal” that champions fair use and sets us on the path to shared growth. With copyright laws as our compass, we can ensure that American innovators chart the stars of technological triumph, lest we be left adrift in a sea of missed opportunities! So let’s hoist our flags and sail forth, savvy? Yarrr!

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