Arrr! Trump be puttin’ the kibosh on treasure chests for Princeton, mateys! No doubloons fer ye scholarly swabs!
2025-04-01
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be tryin' to plunder the coffers of them universities, claimin' they ain't doin' enough to fend off the scallywags of antisemitism, nor followin' the captain's orders! A fine tale of treasure and trouble on the high seas of academia, I say!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Trump administration, that wily captain of the political seas! Aye, they be takin' aim at universities, callin' 'em out for their lackluster efforts in battlin' the dark scourge of antisemitism and other matters of governance.