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Arrr! Gold be shinier than a parrot's butt, as the world quakes at Trump’s tariffs, savvy?

2025-04-01

Arrr, matey! Gold be shinin' brighter than a parrot’s backside, hittin' $3,150.52 an ounce! With Trump’s tariff cannons ready to fire come April 2, investors be hoardin’ the shiny treasure like scallywags in a storm! Aye, the seas be turbulent and gold be the lifeboat!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring tidings from the treacherous seas of trade and treasure! Just yestermorn, the glitterin' gold shone brighter than a siren’s smile, hittin' a high tide of $3,150.52 per ounce! Aye, 'tis true, as scallywags and investors alike brace themselves fer the storm brewin' from the mighty captain of the land, President Trump.

This ol' sea dog be unleashin' a barrage of new tariffs, set to be revealed on the second day of April, as if it were a cruel April Fools' jest! The gold, a trusty lifeboat in these turbulent financial waters, be seein' more demand than a pirate in need of rum! As the markets react, the good captain declares the current trade terms be as unfair as a landlubber tryin' to sail a ship!

So, hoist yer sails and prepare fer the economic tempest ahead, savvy? For when the winds of change blow, ye may find yerselves clutchin' yer gold doubloons tighter than a pirate with his last bottle o' grog! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for fortune favors the bold, and gold be the treasure worth seekin' in these uncertain times!

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