Arrr! Trump's ban on trans sailors be sunk by the court's cannon fire, matey! Aye, what a jest!
2025-04-01
Arrr, matey! A band o' court swabs be denyin' the Trump crew's wish to shackle the transgender sea dogs from servin' in the fleet! The lower court's decree be holdin' firm, like a stubborn barnacle on the hull! The sails be flappin' in the wind, but the ban be walkin' the plank!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a recent ruckus in the courts o’ the land! A band o’ judges from the 9th Circuit be givin’ the Trump crew a solid smackdown, refusin’ to halt a lower court's blockade ‘gainst a ban on transgender scallywags servin' in the military. The Trump crew, eager to hoist their colors high, be thinkin’ of takin’ their case to the Supreme Court, but for now, they be left swingin’ in the wind.The court decision be keepin’ a preliminary injunction in place, meanin’ the Trump administration can’t be tossin' any of our brave transgender mates overboard just yet. A Justice Department spokesperson proclaimed they’d fight like a shipwrecked sailor to uphold the executive order designed t’ keep the military as sharp as a swordfish’s tooth.
But alas, the winds of justice be blowin’ against ‘em! Judge Settle, based in Tacoma, and other fine jurists be settin’ sail against this ban, declaring it devoid of proof that bein’ transgender be makin’ a sailor any less capable of defendin’ the ship! They be pointin' out that these brave souls have served valiantly, rakin’ in medals like pirates with treasure!
So, me hearties, this be but one of many squabbles likely to reach the highest court on the seas. Stay tuned, for the tides be turnin’ and the tale be far from over!