"Arrr! Amsterdam scallywag with a blade be suspected of villainy, puttin' two landlubber Americans in a pickle, say the law!"
2025-04-01
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Ukraine done poked five landlubbers in Amsterdam, two of 'em being fine American souls! The Dutch lawmen be sayin' he had a dastardly scheme in his heart. Aye, what a rum lot of mischief on the high seas of the city!
Avast ye landsmen! A ruckus be brewin' in the fair city of Amsterdam, where a scallywag of a Ukrainian, aged thirty winters, did plunge his blade into five unsuspectin' souls, includin' two wayward American sailors, last week. Alas, the Dutch lawmen be claimin' he had a dastardly "terrorist motive" for his foul deed, as reported by the landlubbers at Reuters.This knave was brought low by a brave bystander, who mustered the courage to subdue him, puttin' an end to his stabbin' spree in a bustling market. The victims, bless their souls, ranged from a venerable 69-year-old American gent to a sprightly 19-year-old lass from Amsterdam, with a few other folks caught in the mischief’s wake.
The Amsterdam Mayor, Femke Halsema, hath declared that the investigation be prioritized, hopin’ to unveil the sinister motives behind this nefarious act. Meanwhile, the injured be recoverin’, with one Polish sailor already released from the clutches of the hospital.
As the U.S. State Department keeps a weather eye on the safety of its citizens, they extend their heartfelt sympathies to all afflicted. So, keep yer cutlasses sheathed and yer hearts open, for the seas of fate be troubled indeed!