The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! This month’s wild yarns, the shinin' dome of America, and more jests from the scallywags at Fox News!

2025-04-01

Avast ye landlubbers! Set yer sights on the freshest tales from Fox News Opinion! Feast yer eyes on moving pictures of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and a crew o’ lively scallywags! Don’t be a bilge rat; join the ruckus and get yer news, ye salty sea dogs!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we spin ye a yarn from the treacherous waters of Fox News! First off, our hearty mate Hannity be raisin' a ruckus 'bout violence against those fancy Tesla contraptions and trade policies galore! Aye, it be a stormy sea of opinions! Continue watching…

Then we got Hugh Hewitt, a sharp-witted scallywag, chattin' ‘bout the finest souls in the land! Continue reading…

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