The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Transport crew be offerin' shiny doubloons to landlubbers who take a long walk off a short plank!

2025-04-01

Arrr, the scallywags in the office be sendin' out a second chance for buyouts, savvy? They reckon some mateys be turnin' it down 'cause the messages be muddled like a ship in a fog! Aye, let’s toss them a lifeline before they sink!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale from the bureaucratic seas! It be said that the fine folks in the department be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger once more with an offer of second-wave buyouts, like a ship returning to port after a wild tempest!

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