Arrr! Trump be makin' a pact with Doug Emhoff's legal crew—me thinks the seas be gettin' stormy!
2025-04-01
Arrr, this bargain be akin to the ones forged with Cap’n Trump by them swashbucklers at Paul Weiss and Skadden Arps these last fortnight! Aye, me hearties, a treasure hunt for legal gold, with parley and bluster aplenty!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer a tale of dealings as slippery as a fish in a barrel! It be said that a deal hath been struck, much akin to those crafty bargains made with the notorious Captain Trump o’ the high seas! Aye, just in the fortnight past, the fine firms o’ Paul Weiss and Skadden Arps be makin' merry with the ol’ scallywag!