Arrr! The Trump crew be sendin' scallywags packin' from the health brig, CDC and FDA walkin' the plank!
2025-04-01
Arrr, me hearties! Last week, Captain Trump be schemin' to toss thousands o' scallywags from the crew, givin' the Health and Human Services ship a right good overhaul under the watchful eye of First Mate Kennedy Jr. Blimey, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of politics! In the grand ol' halls of the Trump administration, a tempest brews, and it be no mere squall! Nay, it be a mighty plan to cast aside a heap o' landlubbers from the Health and Human Services crew, led by none other than the gallant Captain Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! Aye, the captain’s got a mighty big axe to grind, and he be swingin' it like a cutlass!