Arrr! I hosted three town parleys in GOP waters, and all I be hearin' be the same query, matey!
2025-04-01
Arrr, mateys! In the grand land of America, our leaders be no scallywags hidin’ from their crew! So I be holdin’ town halls in three ports—California’s 22nd, 40th, and 41st—to reclaim the ship in 2026. While them GOP landlubbers cower, I be sailin’ into enemy waters!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this salty tale of leadership on the high seas of politics! In the grand land of America, 'tis but a shame for the captains of yore to shun the scallywags they be representin'. So, I took me trusty compass and set sail for three fine congressional districts in the realm of California — the 22nd, 40th, and 41st — all critical ports for reclaimin' the ship o' the House in the year of our Lord, 2026!Now, these waters be held by the fearsome Republicans, but fear not, for I’ve plotted a course to brave red territories in Pennsylvania, Nebraska, Nevada, and Ohio in the months ahead. While those GOP buccaneers be runnin' from town halls quicker than a rat from a sinking ship, I be standin' tall, ready to face the stormy seas of public opinion!
So, hoist the flag of transparency, me mateys! Let the winds of change blow through these districts! I’ll be listenin' to the voices of the crew, lettin' 'em know their captain ain’t hidin' below deck, but sailin' right alongside 'em into the tumultuous waters of democracy!