Arrr, Zeldin be settin' sail to the border where foul Mexican muck be blightin' our fair seas, matey!
2025-04-01
Arrr, mateys! Captain Lee Zeldin of the EPA be settin’ sail to the border, seekin’ the foul treasure of toxic sludge oozin’ from Mexico! Aye, he be ready to face the murky seas of waste and sniff out the stench like a true buccaneer!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Lee Zeldin, the mighty captain of the Environmental Protection Agency, who be settin' sail to the California-Mexico border to tackle the foul flow of "disgusting Mexican sewage" into the fair land of the United States. Aye, she be on a quest to save the shores of San Diego from the toxic tides that be closin' beaches faster than a kraken snatches a ship!With her compass pointed towards the Tijuana River, Zeldin aims to confront the noxious muck spillin' forth, a blight that hath plagued the land for too long. "Permanent solutions must be found," she declares, as the stench of unholy waste wafts like a treacherous fog across the waters. Meanwhile, the noble San Diego County Supervisor, Jim Desmond, be rallyin' the crew, callin' this mess a right danger to both public health and the very essence of life on the coast!
Avast! With tales of malfunctioning pipes that spewed forth a veritable ocean of (30,000 gallons, no less!) sewage, the good captain and her band of landlubbers be determined to hold the Mexican government accountable. “No more promises unfulfilled!” Desmond cries. So raise the sails and hold fast, for the battle against the sewage scourge be at hand, and mayhaps the shores shall be clean again!