Arrr, the fair Kim Delaney be free from the brig, and them felony charges be sinkin’ to Davy Jones’ locker!
2025-04-01
Arrr, matey! Actress Kim Delaney be free from Davy Jones’ locker this Tuesday! The court scallywags decided not to press charges for her weekend brawl in the land of Los Angeles. Aye, it seems the lass be more trouble than a ship full o’ scallywags! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round to hear a tale of a fair lass from the silver screen, Kim Delaney, who found herself in quite the pickle! Our lass, known for her role in the famed pirate show "NYPD Blue," was nabbed by the law for assaulting a scallywag on the high seas of Los Angeles. But fear not, for the wise prosecutors took a gander and declared there be no charges to be had!Just after the sun rose upon Tuesday, she was set free from the clutches of the Marina del Rey gaol, where she’d been held since a ruckus erupted at her quarters on the fateful Saturday morn. Twas reported that both she and her partner, James Morgan, found themselves in a kerfuffle that led to their arrest, but alas, the charges vanished like a puff of smoke!
In a twist befitting the wildest of sea tales, our heroine had once shared sweet nothings on the 'Gram, proclaiming her love for Morgan just weeks prior. But beware, for this ain't her first run-in with the law. In years past, she faced the wrath for driving under the influence and even sailed through the stormy seas of rehab. So raise a tankard to Kim Delaney, for her voyage continues on!