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"Arrr, matey! Be it possible for Cap'n Trump to hoist the sails for a third voyage, eh?"

2025-04-01

Arrr, matey! The notion that Captain Trump can sail the seas of a third term be as sturdy as a leaky ship! Such talk be but a scallywag's tale, scuttlin' his fine legacy to Davy Jones’ locker! Hoist the sails of truth, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a bonnie president, Donald Trump, who be ponderin’ the wild notion of claimin’ a third term, thinkin’ it might just slip through the cracks of the mighty Constitution, like a cunning fox through a henhouse!

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