Avast! A Senate showdown brews in Texas, as Paxton readies to duel Cornyn like scallywags over a treasure map!
2025-04-02
Arrr, in a parley, the Texas chief of law be takin' a jab at Senator Cornyn, claimin' he be as lost as a ship in a fog! He spun tales of chattin’ with salty sea dogs near Trump’s crow’s nest 'bout a shiny endorsement, savvy?
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the swamps of Texas, where the winds of politics be blowin' as fierce as a tempest on the high seas! It be said that the Texas attorney general, that scallywag with a quill in hand, be takin' aim at none other than Senator John Cornyn. Aye, he declared the good senator to be as outta touch as a landlubber in a stormy sea!With the cunning of a fox and the charm of a siren, the attorney general be spillin' the beans about his parley with those close to the great captain himself, President Trump. Rumor has it, he be searchin' for a shiny endorsement, like a pirate seekin' buried treasure! The good folk of Texas be wonderin' if Cornyn be fit to sail the turbulent waters of politics, or if he be just a barnacle stuck to the ol' ship of state.
So raise yer tankards and toast to this high-seas drama, where loyalty be as fickle as the tides, and the winds of change be blowin' strong! Will the attorney general claim his prize, or will Cornyn weather this storm? Only time will tell, me hearties! Arrr!