"Arrr, matey! With dark times a-comin’, agencies be temptin’ ye to jump ship with shiny trinkets!"
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be tossin' out “deferred resignation” offers like cannonballs, tryin' to shrink the government faster than a ship in a storm! Aye, it be a merry game of “walk the plank” for them bureaucrats, ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be a fine day on the high seas of politics, where the scallywags of the Trump administration be throwin' about their “deferred resignation” offers like a captain tossin’ away stale biscuits! Aye, they be makin’ haste to trim the sails of government and lighten the ol’ ship, lest it sink beneath the weight o’ bureaucracy!