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Arrr, matey! This latest Meta eyewear hullabaloo's sunk me excitement quicker than a cannonball to a rowboat!

2025-04-02

Avast ye, matey! Rumor has it, Meta be cookin' up some smart spectacles with a fancy viewin' screen—an' if ye want 'em, prepare to part with a treasure chest o' doubloons! Arrr, the price be steeper than a crow's nest!

Arrr, matey! This latest Meta eyewear hullabaloo's sunk me excitement quicker than a cannonball to a rowboat!

Ahoy, mateys! News from the tech high seas be spillin’ about Meta’s next contraption—the smart spectacles, codenamed Hypernova! Arrr, these fanciful goggles be sportin' but a single eye-display and controlled by a curious contraption called a ‘neural wristband.’ I reckon it’ll set ye back a hefty $1,400 doubloons! Blimey!

The whispers from the tech galleon claim this treasure will launch soon, showing off its monocular design. Aye, it’ll let ye peek at notifications whilst keepin' ye sight clear, but methinks the price tag be heavier than a ship’s anchor! They’ll snap snaps and even guide ye with maps—smart, but is it worth the gold?

Ye can navigate these clever contraptions with touch controls and gestures, but at such a price, I’d expect a flying ship instead! Should ye be partin' with over a grand, it better come with a treasure trove of features, or I’ll be walkin' the plank! The scuttlebutt suggests a Hypernova 2 be on the horizon for 2027, but for now, I’m left wonderin’ if this gizmo be worth the plunder. So, keep yer eye on the horizon—might be more treasure to come! Yarrr!

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