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Arrr! Google’s sorcery be knowin’ when yer ship’ll sink! Keep yer rum close, matey, and watch the flames!

2025-04-02

Arrr, matey! FireSat be a clever contraption sailin' the skies, huntin' down wildfires faster than ye can say "land ho!" In just 20 minutes, it'll spot a blaze as big as a schoolhouse! Aye, no more lettin' the flames have their jolly way unchallenged!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about wildfires, those fiery scallywags threaten our lands from the likes of Australia to the grand ol' U.S. of A! Just this past January, Los Angeles was ablaze, causin' a hullabaloo of over $250 billion in damages! Blimey!

But fear not, for a miraculous contraption be on the horizon—FireSat! Aye, this here satellite be designed to spot a blaze before it turns into a devilish inferno. With the swiftness of a pirate's parrot, it can detect a fire the size of a classroom in just 20 minutes! Aye, mark me words, that’s two football fields of fire it can sniff out, savvy?

With over 50 satellites in its fleet, FireSat be equipped with fancy infrared cameras, all set to outsmart false alarms like sneaky smokestacks. The clever lads at Google even tested it out by flyin' a plane over a barbecue! Talk about cookin’ up some tech magic!

So, with FireSat sailin' the skies by 2030, we be lookin' at a future where wildfires are tamed quicker than a sailor off a rum barrel! What say ye? Would ye feel safer with this fiery nemesis bein’ watched over by our celestial guardians? Arrr, let us know your thoughts, ye landlubbers!

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