Arrr! Oliver Stone be demandin' a treasure hunt for the scallywags who offed the captain of the White House!
2025-04-02
Arrr, mateys! Oliver Stone, the brave captain of films, be shoutin' from the crow's nest for a fresh crew to dig into the dark waters of JFK's demise! At a grand ol' hearing, he swabs the deck with tales of secret scrolls just unleashed! Avast, what a ruckus!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of Hollywood! The famed scallywag of cinema, one Oliver Stone, a cap’n of the silver screen who be claimin’ the illustrious title of Oscar-winner, has cast his eye back upon the treacherous waters of history! Aye, his masterpiece "JFK" be tellin’ the tale of that fateful day when President John F. Kennedy met his doom, and he suggests it be the work of a nefarious government plot!At the ripe old age of 78, this salty dog took to the grand stage of Congress, barkin’ at the House Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets, callin’ for a fresh investigation into the mysterious sinking of the Kennedy ship! With a treasure trove of newly unearthed documents bein’ tossed about like cannonballs last month, Stone be thinkin’ it high time to uncover the truth behind the shrouded waters of that day in Dallas.
So hoist the sails, me mates! Stone’s callin’ on the brave souls of Congress to dive deep into the murky depths of conspiracy! Will they heed his call, or will they let the truth continue to be buried like gold doubloons on a forgotten isle? Only time will tell, but this ol’ pirate's eagerly awaitin’ the next adventure!