Arrr, lawmakers be raisin’ the Jolly Roger after findin’ 2 million scallywags swindlin’ the COVID treasure, savvy?
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the Small Business Committee be settin’ sail with a grand plan to catch the pesky fraudsters who be plunderin’ pandemic booty! Sen. Joni Ernst and Rep. Roger Williams be hoistin’ the SBA Fraud Enforcement Extension Act, hopin’ to catch them lawbreakin’ rascals! Avast!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round, for I be bringin’ ye news from the hallowed halls of Congress, where the chairs of the Small Business Committee be hoisting the sails o’ justice! Aye, Sen. Joni Ernst from the fair land of Iowa and Rep. Roger Williams from the great state of Texas be settin’ forth a cunning plan to hunt down a scallywag crew of about 2 million rascals who’ve pulled the wool over the eyes of the government with their nefarious "likely fraudulent" pandemic aid applications!On the morrow, they be introducin’ the SBA Fraud Enforcement Extension Act, a fine piece of legislation aimed at catchin' these miscreants who’ve plundered the coffers and left honest folk in the lurch! Arrr, these two Republican sea dogs reckon it’s high time to bring some order to the chaotic waters of pandemic aid. They claim these lawbreakers be sailin' the seas of deceit, robbin' the deserving while makin' off with the doubloons!
So, me mateys, as we hoist our flags and ready our ships, let’s keep a weather eye on the horizon for these rogues! With the winds of justice at their backs, Ernst and Williams be determined to right this ship and protect the good folks who truly deserve a fair share of the bounty! Yarrr!