Arrr! Trump be givin' a right good jolt to four scallywag senators 'fore the tariff duel, callin' 'em TDS mateys!
2025-04-02
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Trump be shakin' the timbers of Senators McConnell, Paul, Collins, and Murkowski with a shout on his Truth Social! He be wantin' 'em to drop anchor on them pesky Canadian tariffs before the next vote sails! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Our cap’n, President Trump, be callin' out some of his crew—Senators McConnell, Paul, Collins, and Murkowski—for not raisin' the Jolly Roger against Canada’s dastardly trade! These landlubbers be settin' sail on a resolution to sink Trump’s tariffs, which be aimed at makin’ Canada pay for the treacherous Fentanyl they be sendin’ our way!In a midnight proclamation on Truth Social, our captain declared these Senators be sufferin' from what he calls “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” Aye, he urged them to hop aboard the Republican ship and fight against the Democrats’ scheme to let the drug trade run rampant! Trump be shoutin’ about the importance of taxin' the deadly cargo to keep it from floodin’ into our fair land.
He called ‘em “disloyal” pirates, askin’ the good folk from Kentucky, Alaska, and Maine to send missives to their Senators, implorin’ them to return to the righteous path of the Republican cause. It seems the crew be splittin', with some takin' a stand against their captain, while others ponder their loyalties. Aye, the seas be turbulent! Will they hoist the sails or be left marooned? Only time will tell in this grand adventure of political plunder!