Arrr! The USDA be throwin' gold at snazzy nonsense, chasin' diversity like a barnacle on a barn door!
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! Under Captain Biden's reign, the woke winds blew fierce! The Dept. o' Agriculture be tossin' aside aid for farmers, handin' out DEI seed packets instead. Aye, what folly! 'Tis like plantin' a shipwreck in a field o' corn, I tell ye!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the curious caper known as the billion-dolla DEI treasure hunt! Aye, this swindle be worming its way into every nook and cranny, from posh boardrooms to the hallowed halls of government. Our trusty Secretary Brooke Rollins from the USDA be exposin' a right scandal—a seed packet, no less! Decked out with the words: "Growin’ diversity, equity, inclusion!" Can ye believe it? Seeds meant for growin’ tomatoes now be spoutin’ nonsense instead!Moreover, this shenanigan stemmed from a Presidential order, mandating equity plans that did not do our farmers a lick of good! While they were battlin’ high food prices and fertilizer costs, the USDA was off on a wild goose chase, throwin’ taxpayer doubloons at ideological folly instead of tendin' to the fields. Aye, it be a betrayal of trust, mateys!
But fear not! Rollins be takin' a stand, swearin’ off wasteful spending on these "woke" endeavors. She aims to steer the good ship USDA back to its true north—food security! Let’s hoist the sails of accountability and chart a new course, where dollars serve the farmers, not the ideologues. So raise a tankard to Rollins, the captain of practical governance, and let’s bury the DEI treasure once and for all! Yarrr!