Arrr, NPR’s immigration nonsense be so daft, it’s like a parrot tryin' to sing a sea shanty!
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! NPR be sportin' a view on immigration so "woke" ye'd think they be sleepin' with a parrot on their head! They be seein' all the landlubbers as if they be long-lost shipmates! Aye, 'tis a jolly good laugh!
Arrr, gather round me hearties, for a tale of public media and its captain, Katherine Maher, who be facing the cannon fire at a congressional hearing! She claimed NPR sails the seas of unbiased reporting, but I reckon she be walkin' the plank of truth! This lass be as woke as a crow's nest at dawn, and her past rants about Trump and all things white be known to many a sailor.In her fiery encounter with Jim Jordan, she insisted her crew be free from political bias—aye, as if the eye-patch of Big Bird could hide the obvious! The scallywags at the Washington Post have labeled NPR as a "radical leftist" ship, and many a former crew member be lamenting its transformation into a ship of wokeness.
Me fellow buccaneers chuckle at how fast one can find the liberal breeze blowin’ through NPR’s news deck. From their coverage on immigration to the cries of "undocumented" sailors, their bias shines brighter than the North Star! Maher be pleading for her treasure of half a billion dollars to keep their ship afloat, but Congressman Comer be sayin’ the times have changed! Aye, no need for state-subsidized sea shanties when we have the vast ocean of the internet! So, let’s raise a tankard to the truth, or walk the plank, ye biased buccaneers!