Arrr! The JFK parchments spill the beans 'bout that scallywag Oswald—what a right mess he made, aye!
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! Be it true that a hearty crew still reckon JFK met his doom at the hands of that scallywag Oswald, a troubled landlubber caught in a web o’ treachery spun by the likes of fiendish foes, both near and afar? A fine tale for the tavern, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer the tale of the JFK documents be more of a squall than a treasure map! Released on March 18, 2025, they be revealin' naught but the CIA’s scallywag schemes, with hardly a mention of the grand assassination itself. Methinks the conspiracists be spendin' more time in NARA’s library than on the high seas!But fear not, for we be revisitin' the ancient tomes of the Warren Report and seekin' answers to three critical queries, savvy? Firstly, did that rascal Oswald have the skill and gumption to send JFK to Davy Jones' locker? Aye, I say he did! Secondly, was he lurkin’ at that window on purpose or purely by chance? Lastly, did that ruffian Jack Ruby take matters into his own hands, or was it all a well-laid plot?
Oswald, that wayward soul, went to the land of Mexico, seekin’ a passage to Castro’s Cuba, but came back empty-handed. He likely shot JFK without a pirate crew's guidance—more a lone wolf than an orchestrated villain! Ruby’s assassination of Oswald? Aye, a chaotic blunder, indeed! In the end, most still believe ol’ Oswald was a one-man show, and thus the seeds of distrust in our fair government continue to fester like a barnacle on a ship's hull. So, here’s the truth, me mateys: Oswald did it—and alone! Arrr!