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Arrr, Israel be givin' the boot to them tariffs on U.S. loot, just ‘fore Trump’s grandiose yellin’!

2025-04-02

Arrr, it be lookin' like this be a crafty ploy to keep Israel from bein' hit with them pesky tariffs the cap’n Trump be schemin’ to unleash on the morrow! Aye, smart as a sea rat, that be!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' high seas politics, where the winds be blowin' favor o' Israel! Aye, it seems the crafty scallywags in the land of the free be makin' a move to keep their mates from bein' weighed down by hefty new tariffs that ol' Captain Trump be settin' to unfurl come Wednesday.

Ye see, this here be a clever ploy, a masterstroke in the game o' international trade! Like a ship dodgin' cannon fire, Israel be seekin' to slip through the net o' tariffs that be threatenin' to sink their fine cargo. 'Tis a shrewd maneuver, savvy? The kind o' trickery that would make a seasoned buccaneer tip his tricorn hat in admiration!

So, as the sun rises on the morrow, keep yer spyglass trained on the horizon, for there be a storm o' tariffs brewin'! But fear not, for Israel be set to sail smooth seas, free from the chains of extra gold pieces that would make even the stingiest pirate cringe! A toast, I say, to the crafty souls who navigate these treacherous waters with wit sharper than a cutlass! Yarr, may the winds be ever in their favor!

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