"Avast! This scallywag startup claims it can scrub yer blood o' them pesky microplastics! Aye, savvy?"
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! The healers of gold be makin' a fine treasure off yer fears o' those tiny plastic devils! But beware, for the tales o' their mischief be as murky as a stormy sea—no true proof be found, just whispers in the wind! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious ways of the elective medical scallywags. Ye see, these landlubbers be hoistin' their flags high, claimin' to combat the fearsome beast known as plastic pollution. Aye, they be fillin’ their treasure chests with doubloons, all in the name of keepin’ us safe from them pesky microplastics!But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! The evidence of harm from these wee bits o' plastic be as murky as the depths of Davy Jones’ locker. The learned scholars be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if there be any real danger at all. The truth be, while they be sellin' their remedies like a snake oil salesman, the facts be as slippery as a wet fish!